murrmurs:

shitthesignssay:

On today’s episode of “why won’t we let that stereotype die,” we visit a mock astrology blog that wonders if anyone that took this survey really understood what was meant by the question.

Guess who’s a Scorrpioooo!
That’s right. I’m a Scorpio. I’m good in bed. As in sleeping. I’m good at sleeping.

I’m a Virgo. I’ll show myself out~

murrmurs:

bckybhnes:

"there’s no time for a black widow movie"

"there isn’t an audience for a female lead superhero movie"

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Please, who doesn’t want to see two hours of Scarlett Johansson in a catsuit?

damn straight. she could totally hold her own alongside the other supers

phoneus:

transcript:

raa. raaah. raa. raa. raaow. *looks up then back down then up again* raaoow. *pause to reflect* hurgh. HISSSS…. Wow. Wow. Wow! *pause, string of spit hanging from mouth* …WOW! wooow. 

just listen to that purr *chills*

(via challeenerd)

kirbyboyadog:




H̪̦̀AV̦̩͈E̱͝ ͏̲̱̟͇͓̥̪Y̨̻̫͇͕̦̬̼O̳̼̰̰̻͝U̻̺̪͓̞̦͜ͅ ͕͎̺͍F̖̹͉̩̕I̳͔͔̪N̬̰̠Í̪̞͙͈̠S̵̳̖̟̘̟H̱̤͓E͔̟̼̣̱̣̗͞D͎̳̟̪̯̗ ͖͖̰̥̼͎T͕̮̠̩H̶O͓̜̠̮S̜ ҉̦͔̘E̲͙̬̦͝Ṛ̪͓̞̬͉R̛ͅA̖̤̱̘̥̗N̬̞͔D̮͚̝̹̬̮S҉̭̣̝?̢̻̘͜

kirbyboyadog:

H̪̦̀AV̦̩͈E̱͝ ͏̲̱̟͇͓̥̪Y̨̻̫͇͕̦̬̼O̳̼̰̰̻͝U̻̺̪͓̞̦͜ͅ ͕͎̺͍F̖̹͉̩̕I̳͔͔̪N̬̰̠Í̪̞͙͈̠S̵̳̖̟̘̟H̱̤͓E͔̟̼̣̱̣̗͞D͎̳̟̪̯̗ ͖͖̰̥̼͎T͕̮̠̩H̶O͓̜̠̮S̜ ҉̦͔̘E̲͙̬̦͝Ṛ̪͓̞̬͉R̛ͅA̖̤̱̘̥̗N̬̞͔D̮͚̝̹̬̮S҉̭̣̝?̢
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